SOMEONE UPSTAIRS (BLISS) This really happened - to a man not prone to tall tales (that's his plane in the picture above). He only ever told two people: His sister (at the time) and his small granddaughter (50 years later, in Tom's presence). The Metropolitan Police (he was the first detective ever to solve a murder using the Identikit - later Photofit - system, and also the first National boss of the Regional Crime Squads) does not actually have a motto. 'To Protect and To Serve' is almost the NYPD motto, but the song needed one, and as he'd learned to fly in the USA, perhaps he'll forgive the artistic lisence. The fuel figures in the last verse have been confirmed by the team restoring a Bristol Beaufighter at Duxford for the IWM. As the man himself said, “After that, I somehow knew I’d get through the war. Someone upstairs seemed to think I was okay” BLISS vocal, guitar / tenor fiddle NAPPER octave mandolin, vocal
To be a good copper, you need a good nerve And in London in war-time we looked for no thanks Just lived by our motto, to Protect and to Serve I was born for the job, and I rose though the ranks But after Dunkirk, it just wasn't enough And I knew in my heart where I needed to be Per Adua ad Astra (RAF) The Yard would just have to get by without me
Cos some poor devils must fly, some poor devils must fall And some poor devils never ask why, or make sense of at all I fight to stifle my fears, try to get through one more day And just pray there's someone upstairs, maybe thinks I'm okay
My first application was shot down in flames 'Reserved occupation' - I hadn't a chance So I spun them a line - told them I'd flown a plane When all that I'd done was a day trip to France The instructor turned green as we lurched though the air It was damn nearly curtains before I'd begun So I had to come clean, tell him why I was there And he signed on the line and he told me, 'have fun!'
Before very long I was down in the Med With a squadron of Beaufighters, life was a song But the Luftwaffe thought we'd be better off dead And they used every trick to help us along Just two in the cockpit, a 'fish' down below And when Jerry fired back it was close to the bone But Norman my navigator, careful and slow Always got us on target, and found the way home
And I'll never forget one particular shout When the chap on my wingtip took one on the nose His crew-man he bought it, but my chum got out* Alone in the water he hadn't a hope, And I hadn't much fuel, but just couldn't bear To leave him alone, so I put out a call Then circled around, so he'd see I was there And help them to find him, so lost and so small
Then Norman got nervous, kept tapping the gauge But that old copper's motto, was stuck on repeat An MTB came, but it took such an age I waggled my wings, and we headed for Crete Enemies above us, enemies beneath And the engines must surely soon gutter and die But we made it to base, by the skin of our teeth And Norman said nothing, and neither did I
In the morning I wondered how close it had been And as the first sortie was late in the day I wandered across to the ground crew canteen To see how much gas we had burned yesterday Six-eighty-four gallons they told me they pumped I told them to check - it just couldn't be true But they showed me the chit - and my heart fairly jumped The tank's only 'sposed to hold six-eighty-two
* Beaufighters had a very cramped cockpit and were notoriously difficult to get in and out of. | ||